If you’re sitting there racking your brains out and your pulse is pounding because you’re about to text a girl you want to see again, then…
When she gave you her number, she knew that it wasn’t a binding contract to see you again. It was just another chance to prove yourself to her.
And if you screw up in your texting, then all the work you’ve put in up to now could easily be ruined (even if you’ve already got one good date under the belt)!
But that’s ok, because I’m about to fill you in on sending her the exact texts that will make her laugh, flirt, and even get turned on…
My name is Christian Hudson, and if you’re like thousands of other guys who find texting a girl to be annoying, confusing, or downright frustrating, then I want you to know two things.
That’s because you’re on the verge of discovering my Award-Winning program about how to be a texting ROCKSTAR.
“Yo Christian, your ego stroker text was exactly what this girl needed to hear. She was being so hot-n-cold as you say and I needed to do something to keep her HOT for me. I couldn’t believe you salvaged this one, cause she’s a hottie and I know there’s lots of guys texting her. Heading into our third date now and had to pop u an email n say thanks. It’s looking like tonight is gonna be the night, bro!”
- Rick, Staten Island, NY
“I had a bunch of phone numbers from girls I’d met over the years but never dated, including a few I barely knew whose names were in my phone book like “Amanda Likes Elephants” and “Caroline VeryFine” (see I already had my own system for naming ‘em heh). So I figured heck, let’s see [if] this guy has an advice on how to pull these girls back from out of nowhere. Shot out one of your re-engaging texts to five of ‘em, and got back four responses, most of em saying “who is this”. Of course I responded with your handler for that question, and they ALL loved it. One of them thought I was charming enough (with the stuff you taught me – if only she knew!) that she wanted to see me that night, and I had a date lined up within an hour! Couldn’t believe it was this EASY! Thanks for putting together such a killer resource. Let me know if you’re ever in Orlando cause I owe you a drink or five!”
- Owen, Orlando, FL
I’m going to show you the exact text messages, and the system I’ve developed, over nine years of sending thousands of texts to hundreds of girls. And no matter what you’re struggling with right now, I’ve got the answer to it!
Seriously – there’s not a single, solitary situation that I haven’t encountered at least ten to fifteen times. If you’re stuck with a girl you’re texting, there’s a 100% chance that I can tell you exactly what you need to write, to recover it…
…and even better, to turn it around, make her laugh, and build her attraction for you.
And beyond that? I became such a text messaging ninja that I can teach you how to do things like…
There’s simply no one who knows this stuff better, and can teach it better than I do.
The dating and pickup gurus you’ve heard about? They come to me when there’s a girl whose number they worked hard for, and they need to get the texts right.
I’ve won numerous Awards for my programs (more on that in a bit)
I’ve been featured on countless media outlets for my men’s coaching programs.
But none of that matters if you can’t use my text messaging system to get the girl (or girls) you want.
So let’s talk about what that’s going to take.
Let’s talk straight.
If she gave you her number, then she’s giving it out to other guys too.
And now she’s sitting pretty. She can wait for the texts and calls to roll in, consider them all, and take as much time as she wants to respond.
She’s in control.
The hotter the girl is, the more exponentially difficult it’s gonna be to compete. Let me explain.
A girl who is so-so might give her number out to 3 or 4 guys. Frankly, not that many guys are asking for it.
A girl who is solidly above average might give her number out to 8 to 10 guys.
And the girl who every guy wants? There are about 17 to 24 guys who are actively texting her today – or on any given day, for that matter.
When I first realized this, I got PISSED. I fumed that life wasn’t fair. I would send messages that were way too challenging – and when I wouldn’t hear back from the girls, I told myself that it was because they were “just being bitchy hot girls” who liked shooting down guys like me.
But before you share in my anger, ask yourself – wouldn’t you do the same if you were a girl?
It’s no problem for her to filter through the texts she gets, ignoring the ones that don’t tickle her fancy, while she chooses two or three guys who she wants to fight over her.
Of course, you don’t know the guys you’re competing with. You’ve never even met them.
But every time her phone buzzes, she’s carefully evaluating each message, stacking the guys up against each other, and wondering which of these race horses is going to be her champion.
She just wants a cool guy to spend time with. She’s gonna pick the one who makes it the easiest and the most fun.
Is that going to be you? Because this is a game where it’s winner-take-all.
And just look at how Jose was able to win it:
Hi Christian, I want to thank you so much. There’s a girl I had a huge crush on, and I knew that she is popular because she is so pretty and fun. I had known her for about five months and I would have given my pinky finger to get her out. Well now she is my girlfriend and it all started because of you. I even asked her a few days ago what made her like me and she said that she chose me because of your texts. She doesn’t know their yours of course but she said it was the playful challenge that made her want to talk to me. I notice too that I am now a lot wittier after having practice txting some girls so I have to say that you probably helped my life more than most of my teachers and I wanted you to know that. “
- Jose, Denver, CO
I want you to win.
Regarding his basketball career, Michael Jordan wrote that “I’m not out there sweating for three hours every day just to find out what it feels like to sweat.”
And I know for damn sure that you didn’t get her number just because you wanted another number in your phone book.
No – you got it because you were into her and you want to see her again. We’re guys here – we can be honest with each other.
And I’ve got to be honest with you – I didn’t just pop out of my mother’s womb as a text messaging samurai. But my training was about as rigorous as it gets.
My work has been featured on CNN, Psychology Today, Men’s Health and a bunch of other media outlets. I’ve been in “the game” since before the best selling book “The Game” came out, and nothing makes me happier than helping a frustrated guy get the girl (or girls) of his dreams.
But don’t think for a second that I always knew what I was doing. I’ve probably screwed up more text messages with more women than most guys will even talk to in their lifetimes.Being in this as long as I have… I’ve seen first had as texting went from a “cool fad” to a the most important key to getting a girl.
To quote Michael Jordan once again, “I’ve missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I’ve lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I’ve been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I’ve failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed. “
The simple fact of the matter is that I sent text after text to woman after woman, and kept track of which ones worked. I wasn’t afraid to screw up, fail or look bad, because a.) new women are constantly cycling into Vegas and b.) I was traveling for at least a third of each year.
When I started getting good enough to get numbers and text girls, I’d get a positive response about 2 in 10 times. And as I started to see the patterns behind what worked and what didn’t, over the course of five years and thousands of texts, I developed not only a massive library of 100%-success rate texts to send…
…but then a style of writing messages that girls loved…
…and then a system for going from text to date in record time…
…and then the superpowers that got girls – LOTS of them – to chase ME!
I didn’t realize how good I’d become until my buddies started handing me their phones whenever they needed some “professional help,” as one of them called it.
But it soon dawned on me that I had become better than anyone I knew at text messaging. I never had to ask my friends what to say. I never even thought about my texts for more than a second or two.
And all of the frustration of years past…
…those were all things of the past. And as surely as the sun will shine tomorrow, they will problems of the past for you too.
And not only that, but when you use the techniques in the system I’ve developed, you’ll come to know the same overwhelmingly powerful feeling of having…
It’s one thing to get a date.
But it’s another thing to get a date with a girl who is so excited to see you that she is literally counting down the minutes.
Because not only will I arm you with the texts you need to get her on the date, but when you employ some of the advance psychological principals I’m going to teach you, you’re going to OWN the game.
I’m talking about principals that will teach you…
Within just three or four text messages, she’ll be so engaged that you’ll instantly be the most interesting guy in her phone book.
And a few texts later, don’t be surprised when she writes back to say “ur so different than other guys… lol… in a good way ”
At that point, you better be ready with an unlimited text plan… because she’s going to want to talk to you a LOT more.
Oh – and I’m expecting that you probably have more than one girl’s number in your phone book. So let me just state one more time – plan to upgrade to an unlimited text plan if you’re not on one right now.
My texting secrets are just that powerful…
Once you’ve got her eating out of the palm of your hand (and if your cell phone is in your palm, I mean that in the most literal sense!), getting her out on a date is gonna be a no-brainer.
Think of it this way – the first few texts you’ll send will warm her up. And once it’s time to ask her out, it’s going to be as smooth as melted butter!
No resistance – no struggle – NEVER AGAIN.
Broseph, do you know how much I used to hate sending texts? It was like the damn Bermuda Triangle. I’d get attraction from a girl, get her number, and then it seemed like my attempts to get in touch with her were being swallowed by the sea. But straight up – you changed all that. I see how I was screwing up first texts, why I was losing interest, and why my attempts at humor were falling flat (I was being a dick). More than anyone else, you’ve taught me how to do cocky/funny right. And once I got this stuff dialed in, “the game” is finally something I enjoy. I know these ladies will love my texts and I’ve now gone 7 for 8 on numbers to dates, which any social rockstar like you knows is an insane ratio. Really can’t thank you enough.”
- Bryan, Austin, TX
So look…, you can try to come up with some texts to send on your own. That might work – if you’re already clever and good with girls, we’ll say 50-50.
But if your efforts are anything like mine were in the early days, then you’re gonna spend twenty minutes or so on each text message.
Then when you send it, you wonder if it was “too much” or “not enough”. You agonize over how she will respond to it.
Well, for a select group of guys who have learned my secrets, those painful waits are a thing of the past.
If you choose to join their ranks, then you’ll come to enjoy the remarkable feeling of hitting “send” and knowing that she’s about to smile big time because of what YOU wrote to her.
Does that all sound good? I know that I would have killed for something like this when I was getting better at texting. Something as powerful as this. Something called…
It is the program that has helped thousands of men go from absolutely hating text messaging, to finding it one of the most exciting things about dating.
HOW2TXTHER is a massive compendium and multimedia course that is full of all of my best text messages, the unique style I’m going to bless you to learn, and so much more. It’s all online, instantly accessible, and you’ll have access to it forever. My promises, when you buy HOW2TXTHER:
In short, I can say with 100% certainty that with my system, you will become such a text messaging virtuoso that you will never give a second thought to your texts, ever again.
You’ll have the same feeling that an expert marksmen has when he lines up his target, takes the shot, and knows it’s a bullseye before it even hits the target.
Girls will be blowing up your phone – your buddies will be DYING to see the crazy things that girls are telling you… the secrets they’re divulging to you…
… and before you know it, you’ll be the “go-to guy” when one of your friends absolutely, positively needs to get it right with some girl.
“I’m sure you get a lot of people writing you Christian. Here’s one more that you can put on your website: HOW2TXTHER is the best dating advice I’ve ever received. Taught me to be so much funnier, wittier, and all that. All because of text messaging – who’d have guessed it mate?”
- Dave, Brisbane, AUS
If you’re like most guys looking for advice on “how to text girls,” you’re actually looking for advice on how to text ONE girl.
Well, it’s a good thing for you that HOW2TXTHER is organized around “fast starts” – guides for common situations that guys everywhere find themselves in.
In each fast start section, you’ll be up and running in a minute. I will give you a lay of the land, so you understand where her head is at, and then I will show you the exact texts you need to send, and the buttons you need to press (so to speak!) to get her SO excited to see you again that she might just want to skip the date, and come right over to yours!
Maybe you haven’t sent her a message yet because you don’t want to screw it up. Well, in my “First Text Quickstart” I’ll teach you…
Or maybe she’s not enthusiastically writing you back. You feel her interest waning and you know that you’ve almost lost her. That’s ok – just open my “Techniques and Tactics Quickstart” and you’ll instantly turn it around, learning things like…
Or maybe she’s gone cold… after a few text messages, or even a date (don’t you hate when the date goes well and she inexplicably drops off?) Well, I have TWO modules for you, the “Taming The Flake-A-Saurus Rex Quickstart” and the “If She Stops Responding Quickstart”, where you’ll learn…
As you read this, I’m sure that you can see the possibilities and begin to understand how much more powerful this is than anything you’ve imagined before.
I know that when you buy HOW2TXTHER, even when you get the girl you’re after right now, you’re almost certainly gonna be tempted to “exercise” your new skills with a LOT of girls.
I mean hey – when you have texting superpowers, each number you get becomes a playground of possibilities.
So rather than teaching you how to get one “fish,” so to speak, I’m going to teach you how to fish.
I’ve put together a whole module, in fact, on “How To Get Her Number.” This module of the program will teach you…
And when you’re ready to turn numbers into dates? My module on “How To Ask Her Out” will arm you with the tools you need to make it a no-brainer for her to enthusiastically say YES!!!! You’ll learn…
Since some girls are still traditionalists, I’ve even included a module on “Calling Her On The Phone”. Most guys dread this… I know I sure did… but when you learn my secrets, it’s going to be as easy as a game of Wii Tennis. I’ll show you…
As you can see, HOW2TXTHER is unlike any other dating advice you can find. Dollar-for-dollar, tip-for-tip, there is NOTHING that will deliver the same level of success with the woman – or women – who you want.
And as if all of the customer testimonials weren’t enough, the program (and I) have been recognized by the thousands of guys whose lives it has changed.
At last summer’s Global Pickup Conference in New York City, I was presented with the “Best Text Game” Award. Now I’ll be honest, I didn’t even know such a thing existed until the organizer told me I had won… and frankly, I didn’t even know about the Global Pickup Conference until the organizer called me… but I’ll take it!
Let me make something clear – I’ve never considered myself a “pickup artist”. Sure, I have a ton of girls in my life, but it’s not because I’m out at clubs five nights a week or because I paint my fingers with black nail polish. Still, to be recognized by a group of guys whose sole mission in life is to get with as many women as possible – well… I think that speaks to the quality of the advice in HOW2TXTHER.
“I was skeptical about sharing my texts because I thought that I’d get judged and made fun of, but the support has been incredible. Everyone in there was cool as hell and I could tell they really wanted to help me. Learned some BIG tips about things I was screwing up and even met an awesome guy in there who lives in SD so we’ve been having a lot of fun on the town lately. I heard you lived here for awhile BTW so if you ever get back around you have to give us a holla.”
- Patrick, San Diego, CA
So with everything I’m giving you up to this point, you’ll be in the top 5% of guys who know exactly what to do when they’re texting a girl. And we could leave it at that. But I’ve decided to throw in one additional bonus that is really exciting…
Every woman has a sexual side… yes, your girl included… and she is just waiting for a man who can unlock it.
Think of it this way – there are a lot of different sides to a woman’s personality. There’s her social side, which comes out when she’s around friends. There’s her caring side, which comes out around little kids or if she’s babysitting. There’s her professional side, which comes out in class or at the office.
Then there’s her naughty side… her mind’s secret back room of sexual desire that’s decorated with a lingerie rack, a wall full of toys like fur-lined handcuffs and leather thongs, a video camera to capture all of the action, and a bed with red silk sheets, where she’s free to moan, tremble, and yelp with pleasure.
And in the section on “SEXUAL TEXTING”, I’m going to show you how to use the power of words to unlock the door to that room… ALL OVER TEXT MESSAGING.
Fair warning: she can become addicted to you with this material.
She’ll be telling you the stuff of her wildest fantasies… and she’ll be offering to do things to you that would probably make Hugh Hefner blush!
Now, I must INSIST that you ONLY use this stuff with girls who you want as your girlfriend. It is simply too powerful to use otherwise. It will “ruin” a girl for other men, because these are the things that 99.9% of men will never know how to get a woman to do or say.
And not only will you pull it off, but you’ll have her begging for more. I’ll teach you things like…
… and SO much more. This section could easily be a whole program of it’s own, and when I ran my seminar on “Getting Sexual Over Texting” in New York City last year, I charged $200 a seat for guys to hear these secrets. But you’re getting them for FREE with your purchase of HOW2TXTHER today.
If I was more of a bastard I’d send you the ridiculously hot pics that my girl has been MMS’ing to me, because if it weren’t for your advice I wouldn’t have them! Seriously Christian this girl is FREAKY (in the absolutely best possible way lol) and I’d NEVER have guessed it. I’m just sitting here at work and she sends me this sexy artsy topless photo with her hands tied up with a silk scarf (who the f*ck knows how she did that) and tells me I have something to look forward to tonight with a winky face. NEVER had girls do stuff like that to me before. I’ve been meaning to write you and say thanks and if this wasn’t a reminder how badass your program is then IDK what is! It was always a silly goal of mine to have a girl send me naked pics and I can check that one off the list thanks to you, my friend.”
- Jesse, Toronto, ON
“This is terrible to admit but I bought your program because I was getting kind of bored with my GF. We never had good sex and I was thinking about playing the field with a few numbers that I had picked up before we started dating. Shameful, I know. But I started using your Getting Sexual stuff with my girl and discovered this side of her personality that I didn’t know how to bring out before. She became a lioness in the bedroom and I feel so much better now because I really do love her and this was the big “missing link” in our relationship. I’m happy, she’s happy, it’s all good now. Can’t thank you enough Christian.”
- David, Singapore
Ahhh, the cost question…
Where you say “well Christian, this all sounds well and good, and I’m onboard, but can I afford it?”
I really debated with my assistant business manager Fran over this one. He felt that this program was easily worth $300, because HOW2TXTHER delivers results within minutes, not days or weeks.
Think of it this way – if there was a girl you really liked, how much would you pay me to write the texts that would get her so into you that she couldn’t wait to see you again? Fran polled a bunch of people on his mailing list, and the answer was about $300.
But I argued my a** off, because I know that – even though it’s easily worth that much (and much more when you get the girl) – some guys just wouldn’t be able to afford it. And if there’s a girl who you need to text right now, I know I’ve got the answer, and I don’t want you to be without it.
So when I used that logic, he caved, and I’ve secured the much-lower $47 price for you.
And if it doesn’t get the girl you want – and a whole lot more… in other words, if you don’t become the texting supernova that I’ve promised with every word I’ve written – then I’ll gladly give you every penny back.
In other words, you can put HOW2TXTHER to use, right now, and you have zero commitment to pay for the program unless it delivers girls to your doorstep. Think of the $47 as a “deposit” that you can have returned at any time if it doesn’t work for you. And if it does work – and I KNOW it will – then we’re all good.
And on the off chance that there’s not one particular girl who’s in your phone book right now… on the small possibility that you’re starting from scratch… you can take a full YEAR to get a number and test it out before committing to the small investment I’m asking for.
Yes, HOW2TXTHER is protected by the same 365-Day guarantee that all products from The Social Man carry. If at any point within the next year you decide that HOW2TXTHER wasn’t the very best use of the $47 you’re about to exchange for it, then one of our customer support assistants will be happy to click the two buttons it takes to put that money right back on your card.
It’s just that easy to try it out, right now, with absolutely no risk.
There’s simply nothing else that could ever promise the powers you’re about to learn in HOW2TXTHER.
With HOW2TXTHER, every time you pick up the phone to text her, she’ll enthusiastically text back, and look forward to seeing you.
It doesn’t matter if you’re trying to figure out your first text, or if she’s being hot and cold after a second date, or even if she’s not responding after you said something that offended her – HOW2TXTHER will give you the proven texts to handle ANY situation and get her begging to see you again.
And you’ll also get my remarkable “SEXUAL TEXTING”, where you’ll learn how to turn your phone into a magical pleasure device, stimulating her most explicit fantasies with nothing more than your thumbs. You’ll have power to fulfill her innermost desires. And the next time you see her? Don’t be surprised if her hands slide down your pants within moments – if you meet up with her in public, you better know where the nearest restroom is!
HOW2TXTHER is the award-winning program that will give you all this and more.
But you don’t have to believe me now - just try it with one or two girls in your phone book, and then decide if your new supernatural texting powers are worth the mere $47 I’m asking for. If it doesn’t deliver everything I’ve promised and then some – and if having total text game mastery for the rest of your life isn’t worth it to you – then I’ll gladly give you back every penny.
You have absolutely nothing to risk, the clock is ticking, and your girl is waiting to hear from you… so there’s only one thing left to say: